before you proceed:
my site contains things that may be unsavory such as cartoon gore and (reclaimed) slurs. minor flashing lights and pixelated spiders are also present.
the site's layout largely relies on iframes and contains a bit of javascript. it probably won't look great on displays smaller than 1280x960 and mobile devices, but should be fine as long as it isn't a phone (which this site will never be optimized for)